Frustrated English Major

So, how many times have I read and watched "Jane Eyre"? But I am an Eyre junkie, and was up 'til way past midnight watching the second half of the "Masterpiece Theatre" version. Thanks, Moira, for taping it for me! I slept badly, waking often from lustful dreams of getting laid by Mr. Rochester. I don't remember if I called him "Sir". Well, totally forgivable - Rochester was HOT. Thank God he wasn't played by Colin Firth, or I would still be tormented. Those serious, tight-lipped English types really turn me on.