Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Memo

3/9/11

To: the guy who asked me today if I would be interested in being in a relationship with him after Simon and I have split up

From: me

Re: my likes and dislikes

You lost me when you started talking about my "aura". My "positive energy". Oh, barf. I don't care how good-looking you are or what you drive. Back of the line!

4 comments:

dive said...

Hahahaha.
Sheesh! Sorry, Kate, but I'm shocked (and amused) that people like that still exist. So much for Evolution.

sleep deprived said...

David L. said "aura"? In a South African accent, that could be sexy. . .

Kate said...

@ Kristen: How did you guess!?!?!?!? You absolutely kill me. HAHAHAHAHA!

Amrita said...

I agree with you Kate. I don 't like the aura guys