Thanks, Sue Sun, for this very funny quiz, which addresses the whole "Eliot-Spitzer-Paid-What?!?" issue.

I had to take the quiz twice in order to provide an honest answer about my body type; but I mean, really! When the choices are: "eggplant, apple, bunch of grapes (???), carrot..."? Uh, none of those... Yesterday, I went for "upside down pear", then realized that, given the roundness of my backside and the flatness of my chest, I'm a right side up pear. Thorough as always, I went back to change it this morning, but my next best choice was... "eggplant". Eggplant?! Awww, c'mon. That cut $15 off my rate!

Several of us at the office took the quiz, and guess who got the highest rate-quote? Our sweet, innocent Mormon colleague, Emilie. She laughed at me and pointed out that she has youth on her side (I have to admit that I topped out the age-chart). She also thinks that this may be one instance in which a Masters Degree is not an asset.